I'll Start Tomorrow

Came across this here, and thought it was brilliant! 


Seven Days to Go

That piece of cake I saved is near one big slice;
I have no fear,
besides no pounds will even show,
'cause I've got
 7 days to go.
A day of shopping, to the mall we go
for a burger special, it's cheaper you know.
I'll walk it off, I have no fear,

6 days to go, no weigh-in near.
I think I'll skip my lunch,
a devil dog is what I'll munch,
tuna's getting expensive you know,

beside I've got
 5 days to go.
For breakfast, one egg, toast and juice,
kids left their pancakes, of what's the use,
with inflation, to waste is a sin.

Besides its
 4 days till I weigh-in.
For breakfast I'll just have coffee today,
maybe I'll lose more that way.
For supper a little extra I'll eat,

3 days before those scales I meet.

Boy this weekend is really rough,
restaurant menus are really tough.
I'll work this fried shrimp off, have no fear,
in just
 2 days it'll be clear.
Now my nerves are really a wreck,
I might as well eat, oh what the heck.
I'll take two exlax late tonight
1 day to go, it'll be alright.
Day to go
I can't afford to eat, no way.
Six trips to the john might save my day.
I gained two pounds, wouldn't you know?
I guess I didn't have 
Seven Days to Go
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